what if your friend had a freak accident where his thang got cut off and he need a dick transplant and he ask you for 3 inches
how he gon ask me for all I got
if you date me i will probably wake you up for sex at 4am
Apple juice is just apple blood. Or apple pee. Whichever floats your fancy.
Apple blood. Ayeee
remember this show where this one dude had to guess what is he smelling and he put his nose into someones asshole and went “smells like ass” and the commentator went “correct” and this dude did the funniest expression ever. wheres that gif
“let me hide the body”
If that isn’t motherly love what is